If You Give A Mouse A Cookie...
That is the line that keeps going through my head. Only, in this case, it is "If You Give A Boy An Air Soft Gun"... he just might shoot his brother in the buttocks!! Those explanation marks should go about three lines longer. Even dad, who usually just shakes his knowingly over the boys' antics (having once been that boy), was a bit surprised by this one. I have my list of mom worries when the boys want to shoot the guns (air soft and BB). Safety goggles on? check Guns pointed down while walking? check Always stand behind the person shooting! check Gate closed and no little brother allowed near without safety goggles on? check Don't aim your gun at your brother's buttocks? NEVER occurred to me. Thankful that this lapse in judgement resulted only in a nasty welt on the victims back side!! Wondering what new rules I haven't thought to voice out loud. How 'bout "use your head for heaven's sake!"? I can't show you the i...